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February 24, 2009
War of the Worlds (2005)
Should I see it?
No.


Short Review: This film demonstrates that just because you can do something doesn’t necessarily mean you should go through with it.

War of the Worlds

Spielberg is one of the masters of film, but this is an embarrassment. I have my expectations of Spielberg - extremely high expectations. This is a man who is literally one of the most powerful people in human history. Think of the power he has access to. He IS Hollywood. Everyone who thinks of working in the industry references him directly. He has the industry at his feet and can make nearly any movie he wishes. He has the resources available to him to satisfy any creative itch he needs to scratch. When he does produce something it is a global event. His voice is heard across the Earth each time he clears his throat.

If, as a world, we are willing to allow Spielberg to breathe this rarefied air then we must hold him to the highest standard. With his position, resources and most of all talent, he should be making Schindler’s List level films without fail. Each production stemming from this man’s decisions should be nearly perfect. Is this too high of a standard? No. We should be getting John Ford, Hitchcock or David Lean and we’re getting Michael Bay.

This film shouldn’t have been made. There is no purpose to it. We know the story and Spielberg has nothing new to add except that HE’S DOING IT. The whole production stinks of hubris. It says something about a man who would be in the opening of Austin Powers in Goldmember, holding up his Oscar as a means of showing his importance. Yeah, it’s a joke but can you honestly see yourself doing the same thing?

Here is the whole film: Tom “Sure I’m Straight, Why Does Everyone Keep Asking Me?” Cruise and the rest of the cast spend their time running from unimpressive alien machines while patching up their dysfunctional family. They run some more, they in-fight some more. People get killed then Cruise and family runs some more. Did I mention they run? The story is an exercise in transparency. You know how each scene will play out and you know how the film will end. The fate of the ship in Titanic held more surprises than this sad film. To worsen matters, the internal logic of the whole piece falls apart upon the slightest touch. The rules of the movie are set up in one scene only to be contradicted in the next. The only consistent thing about this film is young actress Dakota Fanning. Fanning is the single bright spot in the film - and I say this as someone who doesn't like Dakota Fanning - she usually irritates me to no end. Other than her convincing performance, we are left with a grand disaster of a film.

Steer clear of Cruise and Steven Spielberg’s self-congratulatory “Me” fest. They’ve made this film for themselves, let them watch it, you don’t have to.


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February 23, 2009
Catch Me if You Can (2002)
Should I see it?
Probably not



I know of a good number of people who really like this movie. I don't share their appreciation. I found this to be a plodding, unimpressive bore. Leonardo DiCaprio portrays Frank Abagnale Jr, a brilliant con man who has knack for impersonation. As his stunts increase he gets the attention of the FBI and Agent Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks). Directed by Spielberg, this is the third in the line of less than stellar efforts he has put out since the turn of the century.


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November 19, 2008
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1982)
Should I see it?
Absolutely.

Raiders of the Lost Ark Movie Review

One of the best films ever to see the light of day. Produced by George Lucas and directed by Steven Spielberg, this film highlights the pair's best qualities and avoids their flaws. Forget the Happy Meal sequels and savor this great work for all it's worth. C'mon, Spielberg is as good as everyone claims he is only when he's killing Nazis* and there's plenty of Nazis that get mowed down here.

Sporting what may be the greatest intro shots of a hero put to film, this film delivers from the first frame. Like Star Wars, The Godfather, Casablanca and Citizen Kane, from the opening scenes this film gives an epic feel of a movie that is larger than life - larger than cinema. This is a film that will outlive us and be enjoyed by generations to come.

Other than some notable logic issues (how does a guy ride on the outside of a submarine across the globe - doesn't the sub have to submerge at some point?) this film is nearly flawless in its delivery. Harrison Ford is perfectly cast as the intrepid archaeologist/professor/adventurer Indiana Jones. The role custom fits Ford because it calls for lots of gritty charisma and the ability to express simply emotions without much dialog - Ford's specialty. Combined with the incredible script by Lawrence Kasdan (Body Heat), Ford is able to create a character that became an icon before he finished his first run in theaters.

I can't imagine too many people haven't seen this film. If you haven't seen this yet, you have a serious problem with your choice in movies. You really need to crawl out from under that rock you call a roof and see this film.


* - Except Jaws and Close Encounters of the Third Kind ( and I'm not going to argue too hard if you demand that Close Encounters isn't any good), Spielberg stinks unless he has a Nazi to kick around - have you seen Always, The Terminal or Hook? Puuleese!


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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Should I see it?
100% no.




This is so bad it made me pine for the days of Temple of Doom. At least with Temple of Doom it was likely Spielberg didn’t realize he was making crap.

They open with Indiana Jones at Area 51 with an alien body and it actually gets dumber from there. This is a remarkably bad movie on all accounts. If George Lucas, Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford sat down and decided to create the worst cinematic abomination possible just to see if they could get away with it, they would probably end up making something superior to this horrid mess.

This isn’t the worst movie I have ever seen but it is probably the most insulting one I’ve ever laid eyes on. You have Spielberg, Lucas, Ford and screenwriter David Koepp revisiting their classic character. They have the resources of the whole industry at their fingertips along with an excited (or at least curious) fan base. What do they do? They churn out the most vapid, tensionless heap possible and slap the Indiana Jones soundtrack over the top. Remember in Raiders of the Lost Ark when Indiana Jones gets on top of that submarine and then somehow rides it across the globe to the Nazis’ secret lair? Remember how you had to ignore that tugging thought “Geez, wouldn’t a submarine be underwater that whole time? How did he survive? You can hide out in a sub”? This movie is two hours of moments like that.

There has been chatter than there may be another Indiana Jones movie in the works. Maybe next time they’ll name it Indiana Jones and the Realm of Lost Credibility.


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October 7, 2008
Schindler's List (1993)
Should I see it?
Yes.

Schindler's List


A master director's masterpiece. This landmark film about Oskar Schindler, a German entrepreneur/conman, who despite his nature, works to spare the lives of Jewish workers during the Holocaust. Schindler is a scheming man who plays the Nazi machine for everything that its worth. He opens a munitions factory and brings in Jewish slave labor. Schindler manipulates the system to move more and more Jewish workers into his factory which means they will be spared the certain doom of the concentration camps. Even at the risk of his own life, and even though his factory fails to produce anything, he manipulates the Nazi authorities into giving him more workers. With every name on his work roster, he has spared another soul.

At the center of the film is Liam Neeson as Schindler. He is wonderfully understated in the role and actually offers the audience little to attach to. The character is a slippery fellow and Neeson doesn't make him too approachable. Until the end, Spielberg avoids presenting the man in a theatrically heroic light. Much of his character's arc is masked and the man is left remarkably untouched by Steve Zaillian's script. We end the film not knowing much more about Schindler than we did at the beginning other than the enormous gift he gave to those under his care. In this sense, the man himself seems to be of little consequnce when compared to the greatest of his deeds.

The entire film is masterfully handled. Spielberg, who can get heavy handed (watch Amistad and Artificial Intelligence: A.I.), is very delicate with how he handles this production. He approaches every scene with a strange calmness. Even scenes of sharp violence are handled with gripping documentary feel. Even though it's shot in black and white, the film carries the gravity of reality. Spielberg smartly allows his scenes to naturally play out and gives the actors space to work. A major reason this is Spielberg's best film is because this is the best he has ever done working with actors.

Ben Kingsley portrays Schindler's accountant Itzhak Stern. Kingsley has made some serious horrendous films (Suspect Zero, Bloodrayne, The Last Legion) and his performance here reminds us that a man of his talent stooping to do such films is like Pavoratti singing Britnet Spears songs. Stern acts as Schindler's conscious and often directs him through the moral minefield of his acts. Like Neeson, Kingsley keeps his performance toned down and lets the story speak for himself. His unaffected performance perfectly contrasts with the brutish, emotionally troubled figure on the other side of Schindler's life, Amon Goeth, portrayed by Ralph Fiennes. This film made Fiennes' career and for good reason. He nearly steals the show as the violent narcissist head of the concentration camp. The image of his flabby, tired body poised on a balcony using his prisoners are target practice is chilling. As we get to know Goeth, we come to understand how his thinking would lead him to perform such a cruel act. Spielberg doesn't slap a simple "Nazi" sign on his forehead, he delves into the man's troubled mind and shows the fragile human behind the monstrous sins. In my opinion, Amon Goeth is one of the great villains ever put to film.

This is one of the rare films I think should be shown in high schools, not only because it is a reminder of what happened but as a reminder that it can happen again. It also shows that even though the greatest evils are committed by individuals so are good deeds. We decide the course of history and what we do has an impact on the generations that follow. If you have not seen this film you really need to watch it as soon as possible. It is one of the films I think everyone should see once in their life.


Cautions: There is shockingly graphic violence and full frontal nudity throughout this film. Even if you're against such things, I will point out that of all films it is this one where I know it is absolutely called for. None of the violence, none of the sexuality or violence is put in for any other reason other than to advance the story and bring reality to the production. The film would be lessened without it.


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May 20, 2008
Movie Trailer: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Short Round is the prototype of Jar Jar Binks.

What do you do when you create one of the best films in history? Jettison everything people loved about your film and replace it with an emotionally retarded love story, comical chase sequences, with everything topped off with a scene of a guy getting his heart torn out.

That last point is what makes this one of the more important movies in cinematic history. Its not because it shows George Lucas' inclination to utterly decimate every positive thing he has ever done, but rather the reaction to the violent imagery in this film. The violence in this film (along with that in Red Dawn) lead to a great deal of concern among parents and eventually the government. To stave off any governmental intrusion into the workings of Hollywood, the MPAA released the PG-13 Rating. This was meant to be a middle ground between PG (family friendly) and Rated-R (adults only) movies. The result of this rating has been a blurring of the lines between what is for adults and what children should see. This is known as "ratings creep", which means filmmakers have been able to, over time, push content that was once allowed in Rated-R movies into movies that can be seen by kids. And we wonder why the culture has gotten so coarse so quickly.

Back to the movie - it stinks, it stunk when it was released, it still stinks today. Don't believe me, check out the trailer, it stinks too.




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Screenwriter: Willard Huyck (Howard the Duck), and Gloria Katz (Howard the Duck)
Director: Steven Spielberg (Jaws)
Actors: Harrison Ford (Firewall), Kate Capshaw (Dreamscape), and Jonathan Ke Quan (Encino Man)



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May 18, 2008
Movie Trailer: Raiders of the Lost Ark
With all of hoopla surrounding the release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I thought it would be good to look back to the original. The rest of the Indiana Jones movies are slathered in cheese and stupidity - c'mon they jump out of a dang plane in a liferaft and slide down a mountain.

Here's to doing it right the first time.







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Screenwriter: Lawrence Kasdan (Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi)
Director: Steven Spielberg (Saving Private Ryan)
Actors: Harrison Ford (Clear and Present Danger), Karen Allen (Starman), John Rhy-Davis (Lord of the Rings: Return of the King), Paul Freeman (Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius), and Denholm Elliot (Noises Off)



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May 12, 2008
Movie Trailer: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Another trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, a.k.a. Grandpa Jones Takes the Family on Vacation is now available.

Stallone came out with Rocky Balboa and Rambo, Willis popped up again with another Die Hard flick and now Grandpa Ford, Lucas and Spielberg are reliving the old days and collecting a fistful of cash. I understand Hollywood is so chocked with corporate non-thinking that its become utterly unproductive, but can we at least stop dragging out the corpses of generations past to populate our action films? I loved Die Hard, and Raiders of the Lost Ark as much as the next guy, but isn't it about time we put these old toys away and tried concentrating on making something new?

Enough of my whining, the new trailer is below.




Screenwriter: David Koepp (Spider-Man)
Director: Steven Spielberg (Schindler's List)
Actors: Harrison Ford (Star Wars), Shia LaBeouf (Transformers), Cate Blanchett (Elizabeth: The Golden Age), Karen Allen (Starman), William Hurt (History of Violence), and Ray Winstone (Sexy Beast)



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March 29, 2008
Movie Trailer: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
On May 22nd the fourth and, in my opinion, completely unneeded installment in the adventures of Indiana Jones hits theaters. C'mon, last time out he found THE HOLY GRAIL, what else is there to do?

Is this a return to the brilliance of Raiders of the Lost Ark or is it more like the stupid sequels - honestly, they had him jump out of a crashing plane in a life raft. Spielberg turn Indiana Jones into a rumpled James Bond. Watch the trailer and make your own judgments.






At least we won't have to listen to Kate Capshaw screeching the whole time...I hope.


Screenwriter: David Koepp (Spider-Man)
Director: Steven Spielberg (Schindler's List)
Actors: Harrison Ford (Star Wars), Shia LaBeouf (Transformers), Cate Blanchett (Elizabeth: The Golden Age), Karen Allen (Starman), William Hurt (History of Violence), and Ray Winstone (Sexy Beast)



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January 9, 2008
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Should I see it?
Yes.


Short Review: The greatest war film of all time.



"Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends." John 15:13

Every genre has its masterwork, the singular piece that defines the expectations of its category.Saving Private Ryan boldly established a new standard with its release in 1998. Beginning with a stunning, first person look at the invasion of Normandy to the riveting battle closing the film, this is one of the great films ever released and the most important war film since Oliver Stone’s Platoon.

Directed by Steven Spielberg, WWII film follows a small group of U.S. Soldiers who are sent into enemy territory to locate Private Ryan and bring him home. In a moment of mercy, the United States military makes the choice to spare the young man to send him back to his mother who has lost all of her other sons to the war. The plot, while it may seem contrived, works well and is played out to full effect by screenwriter Robert Rodat. The scope of the film is smartly kept tight and keeps directly on path. It is common for war films with larger casts to splinter into an episodic collection of narratives that eventually weigh the pieces down (A Bridge Too Far, The Longest Day). Rodat’s script is certainly episodic but it doesn’t break into multiple tangents. Rodat also does well managing his large cast of characters. With ensembles it is easy to lose character development and focus. Rodat weaves in logical and compelling soliloquies for each character to build them up enough for us to care that they are in peril.

This is one of those films where you can go back ten years later and identify brand name actors milling around in the supporting roles. The cast is populated with the likes of Matt Damon, Vin Diesel, Paul Giamatti, Nathan Fillion, Giovanni Ribisi, Jeremy Davies, Adam Goldberg, and Barry Pepper. Each of these men may be household names (or at least faces) now, but when the piece was released they were relative unknowns. At the front and center of the film is Tom Hanks who is very generous with his screen time and allows the young actors plenty room to work. Given that Hanks is one of the only recognizable faces in the piece it means he has to work extra hard to meld into the film. It would be very easy for him to appear as Tom Hanks pretending to be a soldier. An example of how this doesn’t work is Ted Danson’s cameo. Danson is inserted into the piece and sticks out like a sore thumb. He is easily identifiable in the sea of unknown faces and the piece suffers while he’s on screen. The entire time I kept asking “Why is Sam Malone doing in France?” Thankfully, Hanks’ provides a detailed performance that anchors the film and enriches the story.

Spielberg’s is at the top of his game and is playing to his strengths. I’ve always maintained that Spielberg is at his best when he’s killing Nazis (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Schindler’s List). Thanks to Spielberg’s brilliance, this film created a new template for war films. Its look, the way it was filmed, even the sound recording have influenced war films and video games since and will continue to do so for decades to come.

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Cautions:
This is a war movie therefore there's plenty of brutal violence and grisly death scenes. This film particularly has vibrant battle sequences and deaths that are some of the most striking to ever to be put to screen. There's also plenty of salty language but given the subject matter, it is permissible.

Worldview: This piece moves beyond the simple "war is hell" bromides and delves into the motives of the men on the ground. War is certainly hell but it can also be used to promote goodness in this world. The sacrifice of the men and women involved in our wars are worthy of our respect. This film expressly demands us to make certain we earn the right to accept the sacrifices of the men who have died for our freedom.


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May 1, 2007
Movie Trailer: Saving Private Ryan (1998)


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