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December 6, 2009
Movie Trailer: Avatar
I cannot express how stupid this looks.

James Cameron isn't a chump and he has an incredible track record. That said, this looks like The Abyss in space. I can't imagine sitting there looking at those stupid alien creatures and buying it.

Is it me or is this thing dripping with P.C. sanctimony?



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Screenwriter: James Cameron (Rambo: First Blood Part II)
Director: James Cameron (The Terminator)
Actors: Zoe Saldana (Star Trek), Sam Worthington (Terminator Salvation), Sigourney Weaver (Alien), Michelle Rodriguez (Girl Fight), Stephen Lang (Gods and Generals), Giovanni Ribisi (Saving Private Ryan) and CHH Pounder (Orphan)




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January 20, 2009
Movie Trailer: Fast and Furious
"A lot has changed."

"You're right...I used to have a promising career. Then I made XxX and Babylon AD and now I'm stuck back here with you."


It's as if our culture is actively trying to see how stupid it can get before it completely falls apart.





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Screenwriter: Chris Morgan (Wanted)
Director:
Justin Lin (Annapolis)
Actors: Vin Diesel (Saving Private Ryan), Paul Walker (Into the Blue), Michelle Rodriguez (Resident Evil), Jordana Brewster (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning) and Laz Alonso (Miracle at St. Anna)

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August 27, 2008
Movie Trailer: Fast and Furious
If you're dumb enough to watch this trailer and get excited you may as well go see it on opening night. I think it's fair to assume you won't be doing anything important.

Honestly, watch this trailer. Was there no one involved who at any time thought "geez, wouldn't they just get the trucker to stop by blocking the road instead of this incredibly complicated and life threatening plan?" I understand they want to have fancy stunts to go along with their video game soundtrack but couldn't they at least conceived something that is remotely logical?

Besides $1.4 million in gas? That's the big prize? This is gas we're talking about not uranium. Anyone who can afford to pull of a heist in the Dominican Republic and transport the fuel elsewhere can already afford to fill up their gas tanks.

This is a remarkable trailer - usually the producers hold off on all of the stupid stuff for the actual movie. They usually don't lead with their dumb foot forward.







Screenwriter: Chris Morgan (Wanted)
Director: Justin Lin (Annapolis)
Actors: Vin Diesel (Find Me Guilty), Paul Walker (Running Scared), Michelle Rodriguez (Girlfight), Jordana Brewster (The Faculty), and Laz Alonso (The Last Stand)

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