April 5, 2008
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Should I see it?
Of course not.
Of course not.
Yes, its as stupid as it looks.
Yes, its as stupid as its predecessors.
Believe it or not, the filmmakers actually structured this film to expect the audience to have actually sat through the other movies in this series. Can you survive without seeing the other ones? Yes, this isn't exactly a Samuel Beckett, it was written for morons. But referencing the other films is like asking someone to eat a couple courses of room-temperature stewed toe jam before they can eat a dessert of onion-flavored ice cream covered in fleas. At what point does it become a good deal for the film going public?
If you're reading this you're literate and smart enough to operate a search engine. This means you're already too smart to be in the target audience for this movie.
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Resident Evil (1999)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
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Yes, its as stupid as its predecessors.
Believe it or not, the filmmakers actually structured this film to expect the audience to have actually sat through the other movies in this series. Can you survive without seeing the other ones? Yes, this isn't exactly a Samuel Beckett, it was written for morons. But referencing the other films is like asking someone to eat a couple courses of room-temperature stewed toe jam before they can eat a dessert of onion-flavored ice cream covered in fleas. At what point does it become a good deal for the film going public?
If you're reading this you're literate and smart enough to operate a search engine. This means you're already too smart to be in the target audience for this movie.
Related Reviews:
Resident Evil movies
Resident Evil (1999)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Other Critic's Reviews:
Cinema de Merde
The Critical Critics
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1 Comments:
terrible movie, yes (they called these "Biohazard" in Japan, so I accidentally saw the first one)
but . . . that simile . . . was torrid
ewwwwww
and I'm a single guy who cooks for myself, and I still say
ewwwwww
Milla Jovovich lovers need to stick to the 5th Element, which was trippy enough; it's downhill from there (unless you liked her entry in the "which Joan of Arc movie will they make *this* year?" sweepstakes, which, actually, I kinda did).
Cheers,
PGE
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