Crazy white chick makes a mess of things.

Uh...he's married to Beyonce Knowles and he's got wandering eyes?

I guess if they can sell Michael Douglas dropping Anne Archer for Glenn Close this ain't out of the question.

Still, I can't see how this will have anything beyond what we are shown in the trailer. As always, never trust a film where you get the whole plot in the advertising.

Yes, its as stupid as it looks.

Yes, its as stupid as its predecessors.

Believe it or not, the filmmakers actually structured this film to expect the audience to have actually sat through the other movies in this series. Can you survive without seeing the other ones? Yes, this isn't exactly a Samuel Beckett, it was written for morons. But referencing the other films is like asking someone to eat a couple courses of room-temperature stewed toe jam before they can eat a dessert of onion-flavored ice cream covered in fleas. At what point does it become a good deal for the film going public?

If you're reading this you're literate and smart enough to operate a search engine. This means you're already too smart to be in the target audience for this movie.


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