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January 6, 2010
Movie Trailer: The Karate Kid
I'm thinking we need to pass some laws that are kind of like child abuse laws but cover when successful parents like Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith abuse us with their kids.

Okay, Jaden "Mommy, I wanna be an actor" Smith and Jackie Chan is a remake of The Karate Kid. So, I won't be able to stand looking at the karate kid (I loathe nepotism) and I won't be able to understand a word Mr. Han says. Where do I sign up?



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Screenwriter: Michael Soccio
Director: Harald Zwart (Agent Cody Banks)
Actors: Jaden Smith (The Day the Earth Stood Still), Jackie Chan (Super Cop) and Taraji P. Henson (I Can Do Bad All By Myself)




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February 23, 2009
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Should I see it?
Yes.


As a rule I loathe films with Jack Black. I know the man has his fans, I ain’t one of em’. If I want to see an out of shape, unwashed guy act kooky I’ll ask my brother-in-law about politics. I don't think there is a film with Jack Black that I have enjoyed, until now.

Along with my rule about films with Jack Black, I have another regarding non-Pixar animated movies – in short, they stink. Pixar revolutionized big budget animated movies and have established the measure for the genre. Animated movies now fit into two categories, 1) Pixar movies forgettable animated crap. This is the first animated film (except Wallace & Gromit) made in the last twenty that has made it into the first group from the second. The story centers around a bumbling Chinese panda named Po. Po dreams of fighting alongside his heroes Furious Five -- Tigress, Crane, Mantis, Viper and Monkey. Predictably enough, he gets his chance when he is accidentally chosen to join their ranks and do battle with the villainous snow leopard Tai Lung. The plot isn’t brilliant; actually it is rather paint-by-the-numbers. The film works because of the clever dialog and animation. The script by former King of the Hill writers Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger is lighthearted yet smart. The cast, which includes Black along with Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan, Ian McShane and Seth Rogen is given plenty of space to perform and they each deliver. I have to admit that even Jack Black gives an impressive performance as Po. As much as I hate to admit it, he was the best choice for the role.

A majority of animated films, despite that they are made to be viewed by small children, are loaded down with sexual innuendos, political agendas and scatological jokes. This film avoids those traps and delivers a solid, family friendly film worthy of your consideration.




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June 14, 2008
Movie Trailer: Kung Fu Panda
I've always felt Dreamworks Animation has the sense of trying too hard. I consider them to be a poor man's Pixar. Where Pixar focuses on sharp stories and clever writing (The Incredibles, Finding Nemo), Dreamworks tries to match up by pulling out extensive cast lists and petty pop-cultural references (Over the Hedge, Shark Tale). Of course, you can have as many brand name actors as you want, but if your writing stinks so will your movie.

Hopefully, this outing will be different than what we've seen before...I see they've already pulled out the extensive cast list...




Screenwriters: Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger
Directors: Mark Osborne (SpongeBob Square Pants) and John Stevenson
Actors: Jack Black (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story), Dustin Hoffman (Perfume: The Story of a Murderer), Angelina Jolie (Beowulf), Ian McShane (The Golden Compass), Jackie Chan (Rush Hour), Seth Rogen (Knocked Up), Lucy Liu (Charlie's Angels) and David Cross (Pootie Tang)



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April 17, 2008
Rush Hour 3 (2007)
Should I see it?
No.



The first Rush Hour was a novelty item. It was a fresh (or at least not entirely stale) look at the buddy cop movie. Chris Tucker finally found an outlet for his screeching, annoying persona. Then came Rush Hour 2, which never rose above the ranks of being a cheap sequel. This said, there were a couple of moments that didn't cause pain. Tucker's one-note delivery - and it is one shrill note I tell you, was on full display. In this outing, a shameful attempt at squeezing the last remaining cents out of a belabored franchise, Tucker is teetering on becoming the single most irritating cinematic presence alive. He is the Jar-Jar Binks of action films.

Jackie Chan perhaps isn't the best actor but he is a great performer. His simple charm and the fact that he could at any time fall into one of his ridiculously over-choreographed fight sequences allows him to be able to survive making dimwitted movies. In this case, hack director Brett Ratner (X-Men: The Last Stand, After the Sunset) should have simply filmed Chan cashing a paycheck. This is essentially all he was doing anyway.

This film has nothing to offer. The formula is dried up and the even the actors appear bored. I've had more surprises and fun watching the lens changes down at my local optometrist's office.


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