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December 23, 2009
The Mutant Chronicles (2008)
Should I see it?
No.


The Mutant Chronicles


What do Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman and John Malkovich all have in common?

They're all too good to be in this listless waste.

I wrote "This thing stinks of tedium." in response to seeing the trailer. I was wrong. Applying the word "tedium" to the film would give the impression something happens over and over again - tedium would be exciting by comparison.

The 28th century is a cheap looking place where a solider played by Jane fights some mutant alien guys and leaves for Mars and stuff. The entire plot is is just the rejected parts of b-class video games.

Forget this one, assuming you can find it anymore.




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