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Labels: Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, film, Giselle Itié, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, movie trailer, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews

posted by Michelle Obama's Left Nut at 5:00 PM



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posted by Michelle Obama's Left Nut at 11:00 AM



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Should I see it?
No.

Its a guy movie - in other words: it's stupid, useless, brute and bloody. While it was well received when it was released, time, not to mention the ridiculous sequels, has not been kind to this flick. Its only saving grace is that out of all of the Rambo movies, this is the "serious" one. Which is like saying, this pile of garbage stinks least.

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Labels: film, movie review, Rambo, revenge, Richard Crenna, shoot em up, Sylvester Stallone, Vietnam

posted by Michelle Obama's Left Nut at 8:20 PM



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Should I see it?

Of course not.

Sylvester Stallone runs around in the jungle glistening in baby oil while he slaughters an untold number of faceless Vietnamese looking extras. Providing a level of needless violence that is more unintentionally funny than thrilling, this follow up to First Blood shows that the words "good" and "successful" don't necessarily go together. If you haven't seen this, don't - if you have, then you hopefully know better than to watch it again.

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Labels: film, movie review, Rambo, revenge, Richard Crenna, shoot em up, Sylvester Stallone, Vietnam

posted by Michelle Obama's Left Nut at 8:20 PM



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Should I see it?
Nope.

The answer to all of you who sat through Rambo: First Blood Part II and asked "How could this get any worse". I'd write more of a review but that pretty much sums it up - it's actually dumber than its predecessor.

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Labels: film, movie review, Rambo, revenge, Richard Crenna, Sylvester Stallone, Vietnam

posted by Michelle Obama's Left Nut at 8:19 PM



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