Remember back in the good ol' old days when they just stuck to inserting naked girls in their work?

The family-friendly studio has been busted, so to speak, demanding that actresses and models trying out for the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie be roughly in the condition that God made them. According to the New York Post:

“The movie studio has banned actresses with artificial enhancements for the fourth installment, "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," directed by Rob Marshall and starring Johnny Depp as the drunken buccaneer Jack Sparrow.

The filmmakers sent out a casting call last week seeking "beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants."

And they warn that there'll be a "show and tell" day."

Why not just cast Christina Hendricks and be done with it?


I seem to recall there was something about Johnny Depp's club The Viper Room having a similar "dress code" for some occasion. Girls being asked to lay on the floor in front of a group of people to prove themselves and whatnot.


This kind of thing isn't out of the ordinary. The physical requirements aren't out of line. They need a certain type, it's okay to ask for it. You lose me with the "show-and-tell" day. Yes, there can be a thin line between being an actress and being a plain ol' whore.

Remember, when these folks run their soup-coolers about how we should be tolerant and non-judgmental, it's because they don't have to worry about practicing what they preach. Having the women jog in front of producers? I checked and no, Robert Evans isn't producing this thing.