It could just be a quirk of mine but I honestly don't see the draw of Jake Gylee...Gyllenellel...no, Gy...Gyelenhally...dang, Jake Gyllenhaalalaalaalaal, ah, screw it. Like his sister, he has very little presence on screen. For example, he played opposite Heath Ledger in that gay cowboy, er sheepherder, flick Brokeback Mountain. Now, when I was dry heaving and fumbling for the fast-forward button, it was obvious in that film which of them was the actor and which one wasn't. Ledger had presence, depth. Jake Gyllennenhell...Gel In Hall is flatter than a week old cup of Dr. Pepper.

Now, Gemma Arterton? Oh, there's plenty of presence there.

"The gods have a plan for you." Well, since there are no "gods" but only "God" whatever plan "they" have for you will probably stink.




Screenwriters: Doug Miro (The Great Raid) and Carlo Bernard (The Uninvited)
Director: Mike Newell (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Actors: Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain), Gemma Atherton (Quantum of Solace), Ben Kingsley (Transsiberian) and Alfred Molina (Spider-Man 2)

Labels: Alfred Molina, Ben Kingsley, film, Gemma Arterton, Jake Glyyenhaal, movie trailer