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September 25, 2008
Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo (2005)
Should I see it?
Of course not.


Short Review: This is not unlike watching the Faces of Death films from the 80’s. This is an eighty-minute career suicide put to film.

Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo

This film is a gaggle of moderately talented people who have expended their meager gifts long ago getting together to produce a work of such pathetic shamelessness that it is hard to watch. An average porn actress should have more pride in her work than this lot. This film is nothing more than tired, aging comedians who have run out of jokes. Desiring any brand of fame over their own self-respect, these losers have debased themselves with this truly awful film.

It's not that this film is offensive, which it is, it is that it really seems like everyone involved couldn’t do any better. I think they wanted to be funny but couldn’t figure out how. If you have had the thought of renting this DVD, don’t bother. My recommendation for you is for you to make your way to Minnesota during the winter. Remove all of your clothes and paint your skin red and green. Now, hose yourself down with ice cold water and run down I-94 until you drop from exhaustion. Sure, you’ll probably die but at least you’ll go without having sat through this truly wretched movie.


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