Nicholas Cage stars in The Pang brothers' remake of their assassin with a heart of gold movie. Here's an original story, an international assassin meets a chick and finds his conscious just as he's about to do a big hit.

Plot by numbers.

The original isn't that great and Nicholas Cage looks goofy with long hair. Honestly, if you're that pale and you have that high of a hairline, keep it cropped close. He looks like an extra from a Tim Burton movie.

This one does not look like it was worth the effort of making. Make up your own mind, check out the trailer below.