Oh goody, another gaggle of morally retarded urbanites pretending their lives are more complicated and interesting than they really are.

How does pitching this film work with investors? "Okay, I have this script, it is a classic "boy gets girl" "boy and girl get despondent because of their weak sauce philosophical stances which, while they sound reasonable, are just excuses for them to act like jackasses" "boy kinda sorts loses girl" "boy gets girl back because the screenwriter doesn't have the courage of his convictions to have a strong, logical ending" kind of story.