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December 11, 2009
Avatar - Something Smells Like Hippies



The first time I saw the trailer Avatar (below)



I thought of this wad of peacenik self-loathing (Battle for Terra)






The great Jim Treacher* nails it "Then again, people said the same thing about Titanic. Just think how much MORE money that would've made with azure CGI Thundercats!"

Both have greedy, mean humans (mostly of European descent) terrorizing the peaceful, wonderful doe-eyed aliens. Man, we suck!

If you've watched the trailer and get that creeping feeling that we're in for yet another liberal screed, READ THIS.

The question I'm left with is this: am I the only one struck by the irony that Cameron had to blow $500,000,000.00 in order to remind us the superiority of primitive cultures - you know, the kinds that don't have the technology to watch his stupid movies in the first place?




* - If you're not reading Treacher's Twitters Tweets then you're not using the Internet correctly.



Update: My pal Robert reminded me that John Nolte posted his thoughts on Avatar over at Big Hollywood. Per usual, Nolte gets it right.




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Anonymous Robert M. Lindsey said...

You should read this scathing review http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2009/12/11/review-camerons-avatar-is-a-big-dull-america-hating-pc-revenge-fantasy/

December 12, 2009 at 3:03 PM  

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