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January 28, 2009
The Beastmaster (1982)
Should I see it?
Not unless you love wasting time.



Think of Conan but instead of being a barbarian, he's a sissy in a leather diaper. This is a grand embarrassment and a fine piece of crap cinema. Marc Singer and a very fit Tanya Roberts give a shot at acting in this goofy movie about a guy in a loincloth who can talk to animals. In this fantasy film, said loincloth guy does battle with Rip Torn in a role that should have ended his career. This is only for those who love bad movies. If low-grade movies are your thing, this is a gold mine.


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2 Comments:

Anonymous EegahInc said...

"If low-grade movies are your thing, this is a gold mine."

And one I will mine for years to come :)

January 28, 2009 at 7:31 PM  
Anonymous Scott Nehring said...

Behold your Citizen Kane my friend.

January 28, 2009 at 9:23 PM  

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