Bobbie
My mama used to say that America's the big melting pot. You bring it to a boil and all the scum rises to the top.

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Ron Burgundy
Milk was a bad choice!

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Eric Sevareid
[broadcasting]
There's another hold from NASA, another delay. Alan Shepard sits there, patiently waiting. What can be going through a man's mind at this moment?

[cut to Shepard in his space capsule]

Alan Shepard
Gordo?... Gordo, I have to urinate.

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H.I.
And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.

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Mildred
What're you rebelling against, Johnny?

Johnny
Whaddya got?

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Aaron Altman
I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil.

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Jack
What are your legs?

Archy Hamilton
Springs. Steel springs.

Jack
What are they going to do?

Archy Hamilton
Hurl me down the track.

Jack
How fast can you run?

Archy Hamilton
As fast as a leopard.

Jack
How fast are you going to run?

Archy Hamilton
As fast as a leopard!

Jack
Then let's see you do it!

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Ray Cash
Mister big shot, mister pill poppin' rock star. Who are you to judge, you ain't got nothin', big empty house, nothin', children you don't see, nothin', big ol' expensive tractor stuck in the mud, nothin'.

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Leon
Wake up! Time to die!

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Reg
What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.

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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
I'm a hairsbreadth from riddlin' you with holes, Doctor!

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The Dude
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

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Dr. John Harvey Kellogg
"He that killeth the ox is as if he slew a man." Each juicy morsel of meat is alive, and swarming with the same filth as found in the carcass of a dead rat. Meat eaters, sir, are drowning in a tide of gore. What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuberculosis. Eat and die! For I have seen many a repentant meat glutton his body full of uric acid and remorse, his soul adrift on the raft in the ocean of poisonous slime, sloshin' against the walls of the body's kitchen.

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Danny
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

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Princess Lily
You are nothing but an animal!

The Lord of Darkness
[laughs]
We are all animals m'lady.

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Shane
There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.

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Jo Ann
What is it? You need some chap stick or lip gloss or something? Because your lips keep getting stuck on your teeth. Or is that your idea of a smile?

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Harvey Milk
My fellow degenerates...

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Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake
Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.

Colonel "Bat" Guano
That's private property.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

Colonel "Bat" Guano
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake
What?

Colonel "Bat" Guano
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

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Corrie Ten Boom
Years later it was learned my release came through a clarical error, what some might call a mistake. Not long after I was set free, women my age were put to death. Yes, I am Corrie Ten Boom, in my 80's now. Some questions remain but they are not to be feared. Our Heavenly Father holds all things in His hands, even our questions. As for myself in the years since Ravensbruck, the Lord has sent me to some 60 countries and I have taught to anyone who would listen, no pit is so deep that He is not deeper still. With Jesus, even in our darkest moments, the best remains and the very best will be. I promised my sister I would tell it, and I tell you.

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