This seems like it belongs on cable, not in a movie theater.

The trailer is pretty good considering the idea that a father of a missing boy investigating another missing child case is a bit much. Oh wait, it's based on a true story so, it must be true.







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Labels: film, James Van Der Beek, Jon Hamm, moJosh Lucas, movie review, Rhona Mitra

There is an old saying that "good things come in three's". The person who coined that phrase didn't live long enough to witness this cinematic trio of tripe.

But hey, at least these vampires don't sparkle like a bunch of mincing fairies.

This is like the others in the series: schlocky and overwrought. If you enjoy watching very good actors taking their material far too seriously and screaming nearly every line - knock yourself out. If you have better things to do than watch something as sophomoric as vampires fighting werewolves while taking off their clothes and rolling around in the moonlight and then chopping an untold number of people in half - then do those things.



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Y'know, for a movie about vampires and we. rewolves, they're taking themselves a little too seriously.

To be honest, the first Underworld movie was a good piece of thoughtless, filler (Spike TV has to get their weekend programming from someplace). The second one at least had some good design work. This one? Well, something stinks and I don't think its all the undead guys running around.





Screenwriters: Danny McBride (Underworld), Dirk Blackm(an (Outlander) and Howard McCain (Outlander)
Director: Patrick Tatopoulos
Actors: Rhona Mitra (Doomsday), Michael Sheen (The Queen), Bill Nighy (Underworld: Evolution) and Shane Brolly (Room 6)

Labels: Bill Nighy, Rhona Mitra, sequel, vampire

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